Signs that you're a narcissist

Have you ever been relaxing by the pool and the thought pop into your head, "Am I a narcissist?"

A layman's definition of narcissism:

Narcissism is the pattern of traits and behaviors which involve infatuation and obsession with one's self to the exclusion of others and the egotistic and ruthless pursuit of one's gratification, dominance and ambition. In everyday use outside the field of psychology, the word generally refers to people who just are inordinately fond of themselves, without the pathological connotations.

OR... If this post is making you feel kinda guilty... this is your definition...

Unlike the general idea that narcissism is bad. It's actualy rather good. You never pay any attention to what others say about you nor care about it. You think yourself to be better looking and smarter than others, wich is handy in alot of situations.
Narcissist's are realy common and you can find them in every corner of the world. You probely one of them yourself.

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Onto the actual post:

Sign #1: You have a high turnover of friends, or suck at keeping them. No offense, but if every year you have a new best friend and the one you had last year is "lame, gossips too much, is too immature" odds are, you're the lame one. Maybe you've yet to learn of your messiness. Maybe you're never content with people's imperfections and keep discarding people hoping to finally get the person to fix you...

Sign #2: (I'm wondering how I can draw this out of your sub-concious, the fact that you honestly believe that your group of friends would be nowhere without you, spiritually lost and hopelessly boring without you) You carry this messiah-complex with you. "It comes from real self-image where an individual believes himself to be the saviour of a group, time period, or in an extreme case, the world. Adolf Hitler suffered a Messiah complex." - Urbandictionary

Sign #3: When it's almost impossible for you to stop thinking about yourself. Sounds too obvious right? You would think. Or... how is your money spent? All on you, huh? You might be a narcissist if you go from conversation to conversation wondering
what the person is thinking of you, good/bad.


.... God have mercy on me.